*man of few words*

There are many ways you can die.

You can hang yourself on a rope and drift off to eternal sleep.

You can dig a hole and ask your buddy to bury you alive.

You can make your way to the highest building and plummet to your death.

You can take a knife and stab yourself repeatedly.

You can feed yourself to the lions.

You can listen to my singing, taste my cooking or watch me dance ballet.

Please do not attempt any of the above. I'm just being corny.