Wednesday, June 01, 2005

*a joke to share*

Alwights here goes.

It Ain't all that bad

A mother passing by her daughter's bedroom saw an envelope propped up prominently on the bed. the letter read:

Dear Mum, i eloped with my new boyfriend because i wanted to avoid a scene with you and dad.
John is the love of my life.
I love all his piercings, tattoos, beard and motorcycle clothes.
By the way, i'm pregnant.
John said that we will be very happy together.
he wants to have many more children with me.
Meanwhile, we'll pray that science will find a cure for Aids so john can get better.
Don't worry Mom, i'm 15 years old now and i know how to take care of myself.
One day, we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grandchildren.
Your daughter, Judith.

PS: Mum, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbour's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my report card that's in my desk drawer. I love you! Call me when it's safe for me to come home. =)


Hurhurhur. okay.. maybe it isnt that funny as it is to me than for you. oh yea, if u find the joke pretty familiar, you probably read it in today's Newpaper.

Okay today, yea today, well, i learnt something that's could prove useful in my life. No, not a maths, but about myself. A friend pointed out to me that i'm actually very hot tempered.

Its true definitely. Most of the time during any games that's competitive. It just in my nature, that i love to win, or rather, that i play to win. Of course, hu doesnt likes to win? but for me, i sppose i love to win more than average people.

I believe im a determined person, in sports that is. and i hate giving up easily. this could be easily classified as a good character trait, but the thing is, it could ultimately be my downfall. I tend to abuse it, resulting me to play in a very aggresive manner, and end up hurting my opponents. Sometimes, i really admire those who can take losses easily.

Remember, in any event that are of competitive nature, be a graceful winner and avoid being a sore loser. and the keyboard malfuctions right now..

Nobody is perfect. I'm not nobody.

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