Herbivorous Men

My left eyelid has been twitching ever since I woke up today. Makes me wonder if it's because I didn't sleep well enough or is it because some terrible things is about to happen. In fact something bad had already happened, I've left the bottle of Pink Dolphin at home in the fridge. Damn. Of course, it's not exactly terrible news.. unless the eye twitching is a sign that I'm turning into a herbivorous man.


I was reading the newspaper in the bathroom today (I like reading while I poop, so think twice if you want to borrow newspaper from me) and I came across an article saying that more Japanese men are turning into herbivorous males and are slowly becoming a majority.

What exactly does herbivorous means? There's the term vegetarian for humans who don't eat meat. So it can't be that. Well there's actually nothing to do with eating habits at all. In fact it's about males who reject traditional masculinity when it comes to romance, jobs and consumption and so on and so forth.

But they aren't gay. They just lack self-confidence, like to spend time alone, like surfing the net, watch porn, play computer games, watch Prison Break and more importantly, passive about pursuing women. Passive about pursuing women... now that strikes a chord with me.


Except for the watching porn and to a lesser extent for spending time alone, that's pretty much what I am right now. Oh dear. What am I becoming?

They didn't talk about carnivorous men though. Though I suppose it's the exact opposite of herbivorous men. I would say all the lechers, paedophiles, perverts, rapists, flirts and possibly all Saggitarius males are carnivorous men. All the deviants here should be locked up together with T-Bag.


But I'm pretty sure I'm not herbivorous just yet. And I'm definitely not carnivorous and so that leaves us with the neutral, Mr Omnivorous. And you know what is the best example of an omnivorous entity?

Like what women always like to say, be it they are angry, happy, sad, excited, whatever


All men are pigs.

Maybe life would be better being a herbivore.